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Killer Bees Attack Mexico Schoolkids!
1999-06-02 01:40:07


Animal Rampage
 
Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth? I doubt it, but I still keep trying.
-- Head Freezin' Gene

 

For those of us who grew up in the 70s, we've been reading "the killer bees are on their way!" for the last 20 years or so, usually in the National Enquirer or whatnot. But they never seemed to get here.

Well guess what? They're here! Almost! The Mexican Red Cross is reporting that a school in Villahermosa, Mexico, was attacked Tuesday by a swarm of "so-called killer bees," stinging 40 children between the ages of six and 12, and leaving five children and a teacher hospitalized.

Oh no! If we don't do something soon they'll be all the way to TEXAS!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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