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Squirrel Cuts Power To Five Thousand
1999-03-16 21:21:00


Animal Rampage
 
Fuck! I just realized, you people all hate me.
-- Ratsnatcher

 

Anyone who questions the deadly destructive force of squirrels had better LISTEN UP. Squirrel mischief and mayhem is on the rise!! And not just in the US! GERMANY is now feeling the wrath of angry rodent terrorists. Just this week a kamikaze squirrel soaked itself in water and plunged into a 10,000 volt power station, knocking out power to 5,000 Germans!! They have no fear, they have no mercy, they have big puffy tails and they aren't afraid to use them!!!

oarsman@pigdog.org