Un-fucking-believable. Not only has the U.S. Gov't allowed
those sneaky Chinese to make off with all of our national
secrets - but now they are installing an Ay-leen starship
in the heart of one of our most high tech and sooper-secret
weapons labs.
Look at this thing... see
the evil spaceship; see the puny humans in front of it. This thing is a
monster and it is full of evil. Laser targeting chamber my ass. That is an
Ay-leen spaceship and it is being hookup up to a huge massive jillion watt
energy source right here in the Bay Area... Right under our noses. The gall
they have.
And what really chaps my hide is that the U.S. Gov't is spending at least 1.2
Billion (that's right BILLION... $1,200,000,000.00 dollars) to help these
Ay-leens with their wretched plans. We don't know what their plans are, but
we're pretty sure that they aren't gonna be good for Joe and Jane Doe of the
good Old U.S. of A. Rest assured dear readers that every resource the Pigdog
Journal has will be focused on this story. Whether it is enough to prevent the
human race from being "Assimilated" by those damn clever Ay-leens is
doubtful... so we need your help. If you find any information about these
Ay-leen and their nefarious plans write
to us.
If you want to read the lame-ass cover story for this debacle you can...
