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Dmitry Sklyarov Bail Hearing on Monday - More Protests Planned
2001-08-04 15:07:50
On MONDAY, AUGUST 6TH, Dmitry Sklyarov will be given a bail hearing in a San Jose courtroom. Here's what you can do to help get Dmitry set free...
Attend the AUGUST 6TH, 10am - noon Protest Rally outside the San Jose Federal Building.
Attend one of the protests on August 6th scheduled in Boston, St. Louis, and Pittsburgh.
Pack the Courtroom in San Jose during Dmitry's bail hearing.
Writing software is not a crime! Free Dmitry Sklyarov!
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