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"Trial Witness Warns of Microsoft World." ™
By: El
Destino
Pigdog Editor
How many times are news sites going to show that headline? DOJ litigators are trying to convince a federal judge Microsoft dominates the industry by exploiting an unlawful monopoly. Unfortunately, every geek has known that since at least 1991.
<Chick here for the article that got El Destino all upset>
Fercrissakes, what does he need? A theme song?
Okay.....
Microsoft World, after all...
Microsoft World, after all...
Microsoft World, after all...
It's a Microsoft World.
It's a world of bloatware
And apps that blow.
And where things won't work
until 2.0.
Though your PC is on
Word 6.0 won't respond.
Microsoft World after all.
Microsoft World, after all...
Microsoft World, after all...
Microsoft World, after all...
It's a Microsoft World.
There is just one screen
and one click of death
A nd when windows crashes with every breath
When you want
to go back
But you can't
buy a Mac.
Microsoft World after all.
Microsoft World, after all...
Microsoft World, after all...
Microsoft World, after all...
It's a Microsoft World.
[Repeat ad nauseum.]
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