Pure and simple as a hammer to the forebrain

     

 

 

Journalists are only interested in buffets and vacations, which is not a bad ideal, really, but doesn't make them any more qualified to put stuff before the public record than you or I.
-- Tjames Madison

 

Interview with Seth Shostak —Reported 2001-12-21 19:42 by Siduri

Roswell, Dyson Spheres, and the Price of Photons

"I wouldn't even listen to this part of the tape."

Seth Shostak: "...something I probably shouldn't talk about, because the boss will get very upset about it. [mumble mumble] invasion of privacy. But, I mean, you can talk in general about the fact that the public, of course, is often unable to distinguish among things like alien visitation, abduction, the idea that there might be, you know, monuments on Mars that have been left for our edification and things like that, and what we do. There is that continuing problem, because it seems that the level of science education in the country is not very high, so they don't understand the difference between science and other approaches to trying to understand things.

And I guess from our point of view, scientists are often fairly impatient with people who don't understand science, their line of argument. That becomes obvious to me whenever I'm on a radio show where there are call-ins, because people will often call in and say, "well what do you really think about Roswell," for example. That question's almost guaranteed on a radio show. And what do I think about Roswell? I think Roswell's probably a very nice town. And I think the fact that it's claimed that aliens made a navigation error there and, y'know, somehow crashed, even though they haven't any other time, has been pretty good for the Roswell chamber of commerce. But I don't think the story has anything to do with aliens.

Siduri

Siduri could beat up Katie Couric

Siduri: Well, so, how does SETI—just as, you know, a first groundstarting question—how did SETI decide on radio signals rather than any other form of trying to see whether there was extraterrestrial life?

Seth: Well, that's a good question, because in fact...

[At this point The Compulsive Splicer starts menacing Seth with a camera.]

Seth: You got her, I hope, because my eyes were closed in that shot.

The Compulsive Splicer: That's fine. Yeah, I need to get all of us.

Seth: Okay. Yeah, how did SETI get started with radio. That's a good question because in fact if you think about, sort of step back from the whole question of what particular SETI experiment you're doing, you might say, "Well, how do you know whether there are aliens out there?" There are lots of ways you could conceivably know. You could look around and see if they're walking the planet. That's legitimate, although I don't think they are, but you know, you could ask that question. The second thing is you could look for astroengineering, for example. You could look for giant artifacts in space. I mean, the galaxy's been around for two or three times as long as the earth has been around, so if there are civilizations out there a lot of them—most of them—will be way ahead of us.

Seth Shostak

Seth has no particular affection for Neptune

Unless civilizations routinely destruct very quickly, they self-destruct because they invent technology and then they invent the H-Bomb and they blow themselves up. If that's what normally happens then maybe there aren't very old civilizations. But I'm more optimistic than that.

So a lot of civilizations could be way beyond us, so maybe they're doing stuff that you can see, that's obvious—you know, they're building something that's big. Let's see here, maybe they have giant rockets and you can see the exhaust from these rockets. Maybe the rockets have magnetic brakes and you can see the radiation from the magnetic brakes. People have thought of a lot of things. Maybe they've left, you know, giant monoliths on the moon for us to dig up, a la 2001. You know, it's not impossible. We wouldn't know, because nobody's really looked at the moon for those sorts of things.

So those are all possibilities. The trouble is most of them don't sound terribly fruitful because even though the aliens might be building big stuff, you don't quite know what to look for. I mean, how do you see it. There have been some experiments in that regime, I mean some people have done some things, they look for what are called Dyson spheres. Do you know what a Dyson sphere is?

Siduri: Um, I know of it only...

Seth: Take Freeman Dyson, you just roll him up like a marble and you have a Dyson sphere. No, Dyson spheres...

TCS: It's the Ringworld except a sphere world, right?

Seth: Yeah, exactly, exactly, which...turns out the Ringworld's a little unstable...

Siduri: I was about to say, I know of it from an old Star Trek text adventure game ["The Kobayashi Alternative"], where you went to visit a Dyson sphere world.

Seth: Yeah, exactly. You take apart some outer planet. Like Neptune—Neptune's not big in your life; you don't mind taking apart Neptune. They take it apart and rebuild it as a giant sphere, cover the inside with solar cells, for example, and that might be something that an advanced civilization might do. That kind of thing. People look for that, they look for Dyson spheres by looking for stars that have a lot of infrared. But you know, they've only looked a couple hundred stars. Not much is it?

So, there are all those approaches, but then people thought "well, maybe the best thing to do is look for signals." And the reason that got started is that a couple of guys, they were at Cornell University, a couple of physicists, just worked out really simple calculations. They said "If you take the most powerful radio transmitter on Earth, and our best receivers, how far apart can you separate these two things and still be able to pick up the radar transmissions?" And they figured, oh, well, it'd be, you know, thirty thousand miles or a thousand miles or something like that. And it turned out it was light years.

So they realized, hey, it's pretty easy to send a message that can go from here to another star. So maybe aliens are doing this. So that was 1959 and by 1960 people were already looking for the signals. Now, immediately other people said, well, maybe that isn't the only way to do it—maybe they'd be flashing lights at you or something like that. And it turns out that the physics tends to favor the radio. Mostly because, I don't know if you remember high school physics, but the amount of energy in a photon is proportional to the frequency of [Seth starts muttering equations]. Energy equals hf or [mumble mumble]. Anyhow, all that means is that light photons, a single light photon has got a lot more energy than a single radio photon. So if you want to send a bit of information from here to Alpha Centauri it's cheaper, in terms of the energy, to do that with radio than to do it with light.

So, you know, that's been the argument for many years. Now that argument isn't very solid anymore. I wouldn't even listen to this part of the tape.

Next page: One Thing You Always Need

 

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

burton@pigdog.org


comments powered by Disqus
 
     

 

T O P   S T O R I E S

Sing Us This Song, Piano Man
by Flesh

Giant Space Penises
by Baron Earl

Ted Nelson's Junk Mail
by Baron Earl

Slap Kirk!
by Baron Earl

03-30

Flesh

Alex Jones Admits To Being Psychotic.

03-30

Flesh

Alex Jones Throws Temper Tantrum After Being Laughed At.

03-30

Flesh

So what's the time? It's time to get ill! Alex Jones Smokes Some Kind. Gets Really Paranoid

03-23

El Destino

The Las Vegas Strip now has robot bartenders

03-06

Poindexter Fortran

University of California special collections: now with more Hunter S. Thompson

02-15

Baron Earl

Amazing hand-stitched scenes from DUNE

01-17

Baron Earl

Contributions to Top Dark Money Spenders

01-11

Baron Earl

CES claims dildo is not a robot

01-11

Baron Earl

Rep. Steve King wonders how the phrase "white supremacist" became "offensive"

09-29

El Destino

Zeitgeist's Legendary 'Tamale Lady' Dies Just Weeks Before Opening Her Long-Awaited Restaurant

More Quickies...