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Some are good, some are bad, most people, however, are just -tarded.

After Action Reports
Sometimes there is a survivor. These are their tales.

Almost Super
I wanna fly like Superman, or something.

An Ethologist's Notebook
Johnny Royale, Margaret Mead, what's the difference?

Fuck shit up! Woo-haw! Anarchy and bad things and SMASH THE STATE, Baby!

Animal Rampage

Art Fux
I don't know art, but I know what I fuck

Bad People
The repository for Bad People of the Future.

Beaujolais, Baby!

Behold the Assman!
Everyone's Favorite! The Assman! Hooray for the Assman!

Beverotology Today
Understandizing the NOBLE SCIENCE of Beverotology to the masses and shit.

Brain-Dead Judge Watch
...because the law is not always on your side.

Broad View
Miss Conduct views it all from a broad's perspective.

Broomfield: City of Crime
There are a million stories in the naked city. These are some of them.

Burning Man Nonsense
Nip the buds, Shoot the kids, Burn the Man.

Bush Family Hijinx

Cackles of the Mad Reverend
Weird ramblings from Reverend Cybersatan, recorded at random intervals

Canadia Rocks

Canadia Sucks

Coincidence? ...Or Enemy Action?

Consumers in Action
Corporations suck, they're the tools of "the Man." Fight the Man.

I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka!

Crazy But True
Life is crazier than fiction...

Crazy Ivan
Ivan's crazy, we just want you to know that.

Creepy Crop Circles
Yeah, we cover crop circles too.

Cuts of the Cards
Bad Fortunes of the Future

The new breed of hillbilly. Now with 20% more RoR in every bite!

Damn Ay-leens
Learn about Ay-leens before they kidnap you and eat your brain.

Deadly Things

Digital Gar Gar Gar!

Dining At The Deathwave Grill
Recipes for the Pigdoggety homemaker

Drive-In Pigdog

Eat the Interlingvo

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Fear du Jour
What are you supposed to be afraid of this week?

Fishin' With Tjames
Arrr! I'm a pirate! Come fish with me!

Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye!

Fear and Loathing at the home of Gonzo Journalism.

Jabber Streams

See Jed. See Jed on the net. Jed Sanders, America's favorite and Web Warlord.

Journalists Gone Wild
When the storyteller is the story.

Laughable Technology
Technology created by marketing people or stupid engineers.

Use it or lose it.

Life Before Unix

Mmmm Mmmm Good
Delicioso food! Beaujolais for fine food discussions!

Mocking Parade
Celebrities that we laugh at.

Modesto, City of Crime
It begins with Scott Peterson.

Monkey Business
Apes, apes and more apes... from the little ones to the great ones.

Mozilla Annoyances
Pesky, irritating things... and how to fix them.

Mr. Bad's List

Net Flotsam
Miscellaneous shit from the Net.

Pao Tzu: On The Beat
Pao Tzu's various musings.

Pigdog Journal
We're so with it, we even report on ourselves... like anybody else would.

Pigdog in Cambodia

Police State Chronicles

Post Cards from Kakao

Power Corrupts
Politics is an ugly business, which is what the Pigdog Journal does best.

Private Idaho
Your own Private Idaho.

Pros from Dover

Quantum Deepfried Electro-Diddle

Ron Jeremy Ruined My Orgasm

Sappy Christmas Shit

Scary Technology
Everything you ever wanted to know about Scary Technology.

Slitting Your Juggler
Learn how to handle life the late 1990's with the Juggle Vain.

Shit man

Git th' lastess cyber info'mashun an' direckshuns fum El Snatcher.

Software Jihad

Space, the Final Frontier
There is a lot of Space in the Universe. We talk about it sometimes.

Special Ideas
Some ideas are good... some ideas are great... but these are Special Ideas.

Fascinating, I find this category highly logical.

Spocktail of the Week
Kinda like cocktails, but more, uh, SPOCKISH

Starky's Machine

Substance Recreation
Everything you ever wanted to know about Drugs!.

TNiPNaZ Announcements

Team Walken

Texas $POWERTOOL Massacre
"In this world, nothing is certain but death and Texas." -- Ben Franklin

The Busey Clan
From bit parts to leading man... this family does it all.

The Compulsive Perspective
Splicer Draws Out The Truth

The Corporate Fuck

The Green Goddess
Liquor is quicker, but Absinthe makes you see funny things.

The M Files

The Nekkid Truth
Nudity, sex, and other random acts of love.

The Rollins-Shipley Crisis
Everything you ever wanted to know about The Rollins-Shipley Crisis.

The World of Sport
Bad People at Play

Too Punk To Fuck
Punk Rock and shit

Beware the black helicopters!

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

Virus in America

Viva La Musica
Doe Ray Me Far So La De Doe

We're Professionals, Dammit!

If life were a weblog we'd all know who touched us.

Weird Linux
Crazy people doing crazy things with Linux.

Weird Science

What a Riot!
Lots of bad people being bad together.

What's Happening in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan?
What's happening out there? What a crazy place!

Would You Like Fetish With That?
You think you got fetishes... check these people out...

Y2K Madness
The world's gonna crazy in December... and we're here to cover it for you.



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Eavesdropping on Geeks: Did Anyone Like 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi'?
by Lenny, Thom 'Starky' Stark, Geoffrey, Splicer, Baron, Destino

Henry Juszkiewicz Destroys Gibson Guitars
by Thom 'Starky' Stark

Does anyone care about being wrong about Appalachia?
by Baron Earl

Eavesdropping on Geeks: Music to Protest By
by Flesh, Master Squid, Baron Earl, El Destino


El Destino

Zeitgeist's Legendary 'Tamale Lady' Dies Just Weeks Before Opening Her Long-Awaited Restaurant


Baron Earl

Cliff Burton Day in Castro Valley


El Destino

When Spock met PLATO


El Destino

A musical reminder: Don't Say GIF


El Destino

Devo's one and only Christmas song


El Destino

What teenaged girls really wanted to ask David Cassidy


El Destino

Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to "go fuck himself"


El Destino

Whatever happened to JenniCam's Jennifer Ringley?


El Destino

Iíve Made Millions Selling Fake Plastic Hillbilly Teeth


Baron Earl

Fyre Fest Lawsuit

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