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Pigdog Journal Articles


Ultimate Shit 'N Slide
NBC's production of the Ultimate Slip 'N Slide TV show had to be shut down this week after approximately 40 crew and cast members fell violently ill with "awful explosive diarrhea." -- Baron Earl


Cowardly Olympic Athletes Dodge Duty On War Front to Play in Snow
One might think that in time of national war the cream of America's youth, her most hale and hearty corn-fed offspring, would be giving every minute of their day to fight Osamur bin Laden and his demonous Al-Qaedur network wherever they were needed. One would be, in fact, wrong: America's finest are thousands of miles away from the front, playing children's games in the snow for the entertainment of humorless Mormons. How could this have happened? Have the terrorists already won? -- Mr. Bad


Harlem Globetrotters Threatened to Sue Me! Go Team!
In case the bludgeoning overflow of advertisement hasn't tipped you off, the Harlem Globetrotters are on tour right now. THE UNFORGETTABLE TOUR, which is like THE INVISIBLE MAN or THE PURLOINED LETTER, except that it isn't 19th century genre fiction. But did you know about the special connection between Pigdog and the Harlem Globetrotters? -- Miles Standish


Delicious Demons
Yeah, I know, the XFL stories are running fast and loose all over the mainstream media and they're really getting kind of boring. Everybody thinks the XFL is just haw-haw-haw hilarious, and it's not. But I still feel a warmness in my heart for the home team San Francisco Demons. -- Mr. Bad


Annotated Dennis Miller
Now, old Johnnie isn't a big sports fan anymore. I used to be until all the major sport leagues went on strike and the salaries went through the roof. -- JRoyale


Secure the Perimeter: A's and Giants Both in Pennant Races
Holy crap! It's happening again! The A's just clinched the American League West title yesterday, and the Giants have the National League West already sewn up. So that means both teams are in pennant races, which means POTENTIAL DISASTER! -- Mr. Bad


Fun-Loving Aussies Deliver Another Blow to Equality
Australia - traditionally a strong competitor for the UN's annual "It's a Man's Man's Man's Man's Man's Man's World" prize - has once again demonstrated the level of sensitivity and equality that make the remote island a prime spot for all-male drumming circles, "Iron John" fan club meetings and group rate wife beater conventions/getaway weekends. -- Tjames Madison


Extremely Strange Wrestling
THIS is the result of too much bad crank in Cali! THIS is stuff Flesh probably used to do, FOR FREE, and NOT IN PUBLIC! THIS is where a leather dominatrix BITCH can be seen with the nWo's Scott Hall! -- GDW

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Welcome to the Future!
The future is so cool! Check out this new Gravitron 2000 anti-gravity machine! -- Mr. Bad


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