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-- Johnnie Royale

The M Files

The fantastico Model M keyboard is one of civilization's great acheivements. Sing praise to it!

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-04-17

The IBM Selectric Typewriter Changed My Life
I ran my hands lovingly across her frame, lightly brushing her metallic nipples with my fingers, admiring the shapes and the ways of her curves, the empathetic hum she produced as I had my way with her, the way she made it all seem so effortless and right... she didn't even seem to mind the way I roughly manipulated her knobs and tweaked her casing. She was extremely tolerant, for a typewriter. -- Tjames Madison

1999-07-06

Camoflage Keyboards
Bored with your plain old beige keyboard and don't have a schmancy seekret black one? Someone else was too, except he had too much time on his hands and got a bit carried away... -- The Compulsive Splicer

1999-07-06

Convert Your Model M to a Post-Ban Dvorak
Defend your right to free expression by converting your Model M keyboard to the Dvorak simplified layout! PIGDOG JOURNAL shows you how with step-by-step instructions. -- The Compulsive Splicer

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2000-05-01

Pillsbury Doughboy Loves Model M
The Pillsbury Doughboy Loves Model M! -- Mr. Bad

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