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Eat the Interlingvo

Learn everything you never wanted to know about the International Language, Esperanto. Anyone who has ever read any science fiction knows that Esperanto is the official language of Bad People of the Future. In space, huge bio-robots taunt you in Esperanto before they stab you in the heart with a laser drill.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-10-11

tenpo kama la mi toki pona
So, yeah, this is the part of Pigdog where Mr. Bad rants incomprehensibly about Esperanto, the Official Language of Bad People of the Future. Or where other Pigdog authors put up links to harsh critiques of Esperanto, or where El Snatcher puts up Protocols-of-the-Elders-of-Zion-style incomprehensible Esperanto conspiracy slurs. So what's the news in Esperanto-land? toki pona. -- Mr. Bad

2000-12-28

eLibrejo - La "e" Signifas "Esperanto"
Check it: a cool and useful library of works written in or translated to Esperanto. All available on-line, for you, the ravenous Esperanto reader. Bujholej! -- Mr. Bad

2000-12-20

They Need to Add "Bujholej" and "Gargar'!"
Yet more Esperanto fun for the crazy Esperanto set! You know who you are, you swingers you! I love the lot of you! Serious! I mean it! Let's do lunch and shit. -- Mr. Bad

2000-11-01

Esperanto for Bad Swingers of the Future
But of course! Esperanto is useful for so many purposes, it's time to use it for picking up fraulinoj, my friend. -- rmt

2000-10-18

Excellent Internet Radio in Esperanto!
Bujholej! I'm pleased to report yet another fine RealAudio Internet radio show. But this one is in ESPERANTO. Bonege! -- Mr. Bad

2000-01-28

Linux + Esperanto = A Winning Combination!
It's the latest thing! Kerjillions of madmen and freaks are combining the universal interlanguage ESPERANTO with the universal operating system LINUX! Insanity, by definition, must ensue! -- Mr. Bad

1999-11-21

Zamenhofa Bluso
Hot diggity DAMN! I thought I'd seen everything, until I saw DAVID RADIKULO, Esperantist wiccan BLUESMAN! I FUCKING love this TOWN! -- Mr. Bad

1999-10-19

Lernu la lingvon internacian, fekachkalkano!
Well, I just got finished writing a 12-paragraph rant about morning radio shows, and my browser crashed just as I was trying to submit it. I'm too pissed off to re-write it right now, so I'm going to punish all of you and put up another Esperanto link. -- Mr. Bad

1999-06-11

Crazy News in Esperanto
Check it out! You haven't heard the news until you've heard it in Esperanto from Radio Tallinnin! Yeah, baby! -- Mr. Bad

1999-05-12

Je Lumrapideco Kvin, Sinjoro Sulu
So years before he was known as Capt. James T. Kirk, William Shatner starred in this movie called "Incubus." What makes this film worth noting, is that the entire dialog is in Esperanto! No, I'm not kidding! Esperanto! -- Flesh

Offsite links shared by staff writers

2002-05-06

2002-04-07

1999-12-26

Another Esperanto Course
Hey, it's another beginner's Esperanto course on the Web. This one is more conversational and phrasey and shit. -- Mr. Bad

1999-12-26

Under Construction
An excellent history of constructed languages. Don Harlow ROCKS. -- Mr. Bad

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