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But then cops REALLY CAME and they SHUT DOWN THE FUTURE so we had to stumble out into the past and look for busses. We gave up and started looking for BATHROOMS.
-- Crackmonkey


Bad People
The repository for Bad People of the Future.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2007-06-08 Free Paris!
2004-09-27 The Chicken Man Votes, Do You?
2004-02-03 Bush Lied
2004-02-01 Spreading the word one frothy and consensual ass at a time.
2002-11-03 The Devil Is In The Detail
2002-10-01 Is that uranium in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
2002-07-26 County Politico Fingers Helpful Hax0r, Sysadmin in Wireless Breach
2002-05-25 Goths vs. Dieters in the Streets of Montréal
2002-05-17 A Girl's Best Friend
2002-05-15 My Only Regret
2002-04-23 Deep Throat's Last Sigh
2002-04-19 You Say Potato, I Say Skank
2002-02-13 Bizarro Olympic Hijiacking Arrest
2002-01-21 Let Elvis Come Inside Of You
2002-01-05 Leisure Suit Osama
2001-11-21 My Loser-Fu is Unstoppable!
2001-10-18 Porking bin Laden
2001-09-28 Vegas hosts $60 million loser -- plus four hijackers
2001-09-12 WTC Plume Visible from Space
2001-06-15 Great News for Fag-bashers!
2001-04-02 San Francisco: A Tale of Two Office Markets
2000-10-31 VoteSwap2000 Ordered Off the Net by Cal. State Sec
2000-10-13 Boring Gore Nearly Talks Boy to Death
2000-08-31 Australian Head Smuggling: No End in Sight!
2000-08-25 The Man With The Golden Tongue
2000-08-23 She Just Doesn't Understand
2000-06-22 I don't wanna know how this turns out
2000-06-14 Woman Who Framed Jim Goad is Behind Bars- For Assault
2000-05-24 Ragboy, Ragboy, Wutchyagonna Do?
2000-05-19 The Sordid World of Underground Origami
2000-05-16 Shootout at the Cyberbuss Corral
2000-05-09 GAR - More Bad People of the Past
2000-04-20 Earth Days Were the Worst Days - Now We Drink Champagne When We're Thirs-tay
2000-04-06 Hackin' in the Bad Way
2000-03-31 I Use A Word That Don't Mean Nothing, Like "Loopid"
2000-03-15 John Rocker Gets a Standing Ovation
2000-02-28 Oh God Make It Stop!!
2000-02-23 Hacker Chic
2000-02-08 Tobacco Industry Sues Other Tobacco Industry
2000-02-01 R.U. Sirius May Not Be Getting It, But Joe Gardiner Certainly Is
2000-01-29 More Dumb Criminals
2000-01-21 Everyone's a Critic
2000-01-13 Steal Ben Stein's Money!
2000-01-07 Tibetan Karmapa Defects!
1999-12-20 World's Most Evil People in Entire World
1999-12-16 The Return of God's Comic
1999-11-19 Splashdown!
1999-11-14 Keeping it in The Family
1999-11-11 FUCK the Elvis Stamp
1999-11-05 FBI Plans for Armageddon
1999-10-22 2 Year Sentence For Columbine Threat Vs. 4 Months For Murder
1999-10-22 Hell House Scares the Fuck Out of Kids Yet Again
1999-10-20 Y2K! Child Sex Scam! On The Internet!
1999-10-08 LOSCON, or, Travels with Rick Moen
1999-10-08 Knicker Nicker Nicked
1999-09-23 Good Morning America!
1999-09-21 My First Prostitute
1999-08-27 Ya gotta hand it to him
1999-08-23 They're out to get you!
1999-08-18 Frosted Flakes Freak Out
1999-08-18 How Many Bleedin' Gorillas Do You Need?
1999-08-07 Will That Be Coffee, Tea or Prozac, Sir?
1999-08-05 Alabama -- Atlanta, What's the Difference?
1999-08-04 Western Civillization, Meet Mr. Flushing Toilet
1999-08-04 Honey, this mutton tastes funny
1999-07-30 Pigdog Welcomes Mark Barton to Club Charles Whitman
1999-07-24 Hijacker Just Wanted to Fly Plane
1999-07-12 It's a Scary Baby Conspiracy, Baby
1999-07-07 God's Movie Critic Gives Thumbs Down to Underwear
1999-07-06 Bad Men in Orange Jumpsuits
1999-06-29 Lies and Trickery Used To Catch Bad Guys
1999-06-29 13-year-old Swindles New York!
1999-06-28 The Dangers of Underestimating Mexican Serial Killers
1999-06-23 Join the Junior Carrot Patrol!
1999-06-03 Pat Robertson is Completely Insane!
1999-05-23 The Clones of Guelph
1999-05-21 And They Got Away With It!
1999-05-14 Wanna be a Bad Person?
1999-05-05 Serial Killer Atlas
1999-04-29 Oh The Humanity! Oh For A Little Perspective
1999-04-23 Trenchcoat Mafia, II: KMFDM
1999-04-21 Gothic Teen Media Makeover
1999-03-22 Rock For Life
1999-02-17 Female Sexual Pleasure Outlawed in Alabama
1999-01-16 Falwell Spouts More BULLSHIT
1999-01-16 It's PLANE CRAZY
1999-01-14 The Grass Is Always Greener
1999-01-11 Lucas isn't God
1999-01-07 Fly With Us Because We Hate You
1999-01-05 Absent check apparently triggers attack
1999-01-05 Looky There! A Shack on Wheels!
1998-12-16 Muppets Claim Another Victim
1998-12-14 Blond Bimbo Rapists
1998-12-11 Bad Kid Deletes Resume!
1998-12-11 2000-Year-Old Vampire Enters Plea
1998-12-10 Used Condom In McDonald's Chicken Bun
1998-12-08 Hire This Bad Kid Now!
1998-12-07 Horsey Serial Killer Strikes Again
1998-12-03 Monster
1998-12-03 Monster
1998-12-01 Gruesome Pig Mutilations in Palo Alto!
1998-12-01 I'm Dreaming of a Green and White Christmas
1998-12-01 Knippen En Wippen
1998-11-18 Harvey Keitel is a Fucker!
1998-11-16 The Phoney 15-year-old Prostitute
1998-11-14 Yuppie Pig Tries To Buy Barbie on Internet
1998-11-12 Vampires are killing our homeless people!
1998-11-08 Mayor McHat McCreamed
1998-11-07 Micro$oft - AntiChrist of High-tech
1998-11-07 Micro$oft Exposed
1998-11-06 Newt Scoots
1998-11-05 Hey Poe my Bro, Where You Wanna Go?
1998-11-05 Ninja in San Francisco Deflects Sheriff's Bullets!
1998-11-04 Check Out These 24-Inch Pythons!!!!!!
1998-11-04 Johnny R. And Snatcher go CRAZY!!!
1998-11-03 Leonardo DiCaprio Exposed Is A Freemason!
1998-11-03 Ninjas Being Lynched In Jakarta

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is (usually) found and not created by Pigdog Journal staff. Read at your own risk.

2017-01-26 Alex Jones is Big, Fat, And Drunk in Public
Alex Jones is Big, Fat, And Drunk in Public. -- Flesh
2011-04-01 High school students sacrifice chickens to improve their batting average
-- El Destino
2011-03-12 Anton LaVey Candy Dispenser
-- Baron Earl
2011-03-05 What is the creepiest thing that you've ever experienced?
-- El Snatcher
2008-04-08 The subprime mortgage crisis explained... in easy-to-understand cartoon form!
-- Baron Earl
2006-02-17 Other people shot by Dick Cheney?
-- Baron Earl
2004-09-14 Evidence of Hootchie
-- Baron Earl
2003-02-06 Things You Don't See Everyday
A picture IS worth a thousand words. -- Miss Conduct
2002-12-17 The Beast's 50 Most Loathsome
-- El Snatcher
2002-12-02 Get More of Your War On
2002-11-16 History of Michael Jackson's face
From black man to white woman. -- Miss Conduct
2002-11-12 The Hidden Agenda of Tax Exempt Foundations
-- El Snatcher
2002-10-11 Saddam Hussein's Dance Party
-- h.r.taffs
2002-09-26 This is not your typical chit-chat
-- Baron Earl
2002-09-26 Ground Zero Theme Park
-- Flesh
2002-09-26 Ray Charles on Ice
This is wrong on so many levels & in so many ways... -- Flesh
2002-08-15 Switch to Whaaa?
-- Baron Earl
2002-04-19 Bizarro Santa Claus Burns Confederate Flag
-- Tjames Madison
2002-04-19 Drinking + Pyromania = Amateurs Need Not Apply
-- Tjames Madison
2001-11-26 Washington Post reporter gropes teenager
-- El Destino
2001-11-19 They Never Claimed to be Smart Terrorists
-- JRoyale
-- JRoyale
2001-11-04 Fake Coast Guard Boat Raises Alert
Fake Coast Guard Boat Raises Alert. -- Baron Earl
2001-11-04 Hear no evil...
-- Baron Earl
2001-10-17 Bash bin Laden With a Bat (flash)
-- JRoyale
2001-08-04 Philip Morris Companies Inc. Comments Regarding Czech Study
-- Baron Earl
2001-05-27 Coalition to Promote the Use of Child Soldiers
-- Baron Earl
2001-02-23 What is your major problem?
-- Baron Earl
2001-02-12 Doll Surgery
-- Baron Earl
2001-02-02 Chanderalla of Harlem by Jenna Bush
-- Baron Earl
2001-02-02 The Republican Wife-Cheating Hall of Fame
-- Baron Earl
2001-01-27 Hooray for hedonism and down with "Family Destinations"
-- JRoyale
2001-01-11 Iowa's Top-Ranked Dating Service
Iowa's Top-Ranked Dating Service (Just hit the "Search" button without entering anything.) -- Baron Earl
2000-12-15 When You Combine Sailor Moon with Sumo Wrestling, Expect Bad Things to Happen
-- Baron Earl
2000-12-06 Reporter Fakes Having a Job at Stupid Dot-Com Company
-- Baron Earl
2000-11-07 Got Kids, A Job and No Day Care. No Problem, Just Lock the Kids in the Trunk
Got Kids, A Job and No Day Care. No Problem, Just Lock the Kids in the Trunk -- JRoyale
2000-11-03 Boy promised to be taken to Disneyland; Was going to be sold for Organs
Boy promised to be taken to Disneyland; Was going to be sold for Organs instead -- Joab Jackson
2000-10-16 Truth in Advertising
Truth in Advertising. -- Baron Earl
2000-10-13 Hells Angels - Stuttgart Germany
Hells Angels - Stuttgart, Germany (Flash 4 required) -- JRoyale
2000-10-08 Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
Daniel P. Musson admitted Tuesday that he sprayed oven cleaner on two Whoppers and spit on another in the Burger King where he worked. -- Baron Earl
2000-09-20 Bulletproof Tactical Body Armor
Bulletproof Tactical Body Armor. -- Baron Earl
2000-08-21 Freemasonry Watch.
-- Baron Earl
2000-08-11 Turkish Religious Leader Say Allah Lets You Beat Your Wives
Turkish Religious Leader Say God OK's Beating Your Wives -- Flesh
2000-06-04 I don't know if this one is true or not...
The real, honest-to-God, low-down story of the Rocket Car. No spam, no Darwin, just the truth. Or so it seems. Either way, it's a hell of a good read. -- Mr. Bad
2000-05-20 Lamest of the lame duck Presidents
-- JRoyale
2000-05-14 Something special for the one you love.
-- Baron Earl
2000-05-05 Hitler Porn! Like actual nude piXXX drawn by Hitler! For real!
-- Miles Standish
2000-05-05 If you LOVE Unicorns
If you LOVE Unicorns and are LONELY then this is the place for YOU! -- Ms.BunnyPenny
2000-05-01 Cintra Wilson Is a Bad Ass
I adore you Cintra! I will do whatever you want. I am sending 10 million dollars American to buy many copies of your book so you will love me. (P.S. Where are the nekkid Cintra pitchers?) -- Mr. Bad
2000-03-11 patents use of affiliate programs and 'one-click' ordering.
-- Baron Earl
2000-03-10 DOJ Dos and Don'ts for Kids
Hey kids! Don't be bad on the Internet! Learn how to be a good little brain-dead consumer like Mom and Dad. -- Mr. Bad
2000-02-19 Karaoke Shakespeare!!
Retarded Brits Introduce: Karaoke Shakespeare!! -- Ms.BunnyPenny
2000-02-08 British Press Still Stalking Spice Girls for No Apparent Reason
-- Tjames Madison
1999-12-08 It's Mullet Time!
-- Flesh
1999-11-18 NY Post: The Top 25 Most Evil People of the Millennium
-- El Snatcher
1999-11-12 Police Bust Middleschool Pokemon Theft Ring
-- Negative Nancy
1999-11-12 Columbine Killers Left Videos for Police to Find
-- Negative Nancy
1999-11-02 Hawaiin Xerox employee looses that Aloha feeling and shoots 7
-- Negative Nancy
1999-09-29 Customs Seizes $50,000 in Counterfeit Pokemons
-- Negative Nancy
1999-09-23 Woman arrested for not having cancer
-- Negative Nancy
1999-09-21 Serial Cat Killer Plagues San Jose
-- Negative Nancy
1999-08-24 Very old man says 'quit your rutting and you'll live forever'
-- Flesh
1999-08-16 Michelle Gienow -- Hillbilly Hyperphotographer
Coolio photographs from Miss Paranoia herself! She's cool, SMRL sympathizer and Pigdogtress extraordinaire. Check out her snaps. -- Mr. Bad
1999-08-16 Pat Robertson: Abortion Causes Crime
-- Tjames Madison
1999-08-07 Pat Robertson: Women Are Tramps and Should Be Kept Out of the Military
-- Tjames Madison
1999-08-06 British Survey says Students Like to Get Drunk and Fuck more than Study! (Gee, thats a suprise!)
British Survey says Students Like to Get Drunk and Fuck more than Study! (Gee, that's a suprise!) -- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-08-06 UK Politician Accused of Date Rape With GBH!
-- Tjames Madison
1999-08-06 There is Something Really Wrong About This Chicken Man
-- Tjames Madison
1999-08-04 Crocodile Dundee shot & killed by Aussie cops
Crocodile Dundee shot & killed by Aussie cops! -- Negative Nancy
1999-08-03 Leonardo DiCaprio is Trademarking His Name..Loser!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-08-03 Pat Robertson: Y2K Crisis OK Because Mainly Christians Will Survive It
-- Tjames Madison
1999-08-02 Lewinsky Rolls Her SUV
Monica Lewinsky rolls SUV while trying to get something outta her purse. -- Negative Nancy
1999-07-29 U.K. Times: Girl, 12, admits being serial sex attacker
-- El Snatcher
1999-07-28 Karl Marx, Antisemite-Racist-Satanist Extraordinaire!
-- El Snatcher
1999-07-21 Stupid Chicken Man Makes Wretched, Broken Web Page!
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-16 Horrible Drunk Driver Sues 8-year-old Girl He Orphaned
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-15 Reuters: Bad Hitler Art Sold to Dumb Norwegians for $80,000
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-13 Reuters: Crazy Dutch to Broadcast Funerals Live on Internet
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-13 Pat Robertson: God Hates Rap Music
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-13 Pat Robertson: God Is Stalking You
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-09 NY Mayor Giuliani is a Big Hypocrite!! Find the Evidence at TheSmokingGun!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-07-08 Well, Fuck me Sideways! They DO have a Web site!
Well, gooooooollly! They DO have a Web page for the Mystery Spot! (Note: this site best viewed by tilting your head kinda sideways) -- Mr. Bad
1999-07-07 Pat Robertson: "Warlocks Control U.S. Military"
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-07 Pat Robertson: "You Can Trust a Commie... to be a Commie"
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-30 Woman Goes Crazy For Tomatoes!
-- Negative Nancy
1999-06-30 Amish Cokeheads Busted!!
-- Negative Nancy
1999-06-30 Jury Awards $5M to Man in Bee Stings
-- Negative Nancy
-- Negative Nancy
1999-06-29 Timothy Leary was informant rat for The Man!!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-06-29 Know Your Mullet!!
-- La Aterciopelada
1999-06-22 Austin Powers is Some Kind of CHICKENHAWK!
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-20 TELETUPSUD? Estonian Teletubbies!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-06-18 Dead People Server!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-06-18 Study Proves It: East Germans Drive Like Hillbillies!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-06-16 Wacky Brits Force Schoolgirl To Wear Beatles Wig
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-15 Voice From Coffin Spooks Argentine Man
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-09 Woman Sells Twin Babies for $7 Each
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-09 The Club Against Chicken Mans: Join Today!
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-09 Big Fat Man Forklifted to Hospital!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-06-08 Reuters: Passenger refused alcohol goes INSANE, forcing plane down
-- El Snatcher
1999-06-03 The No Clown Zone -- Anti-clown site
-- El Snatcher
1999-06-03 Reuters: College instructor orders class to strip nude...
-- El Snatcher
1999-06-02 Brazilian Anglers in Piranha-Killing FRENZY
-- Tjames Madison
1999-05-22 REUTERS: Mexicans crack down on bodygaurds (weird)...
-- El Snatcher



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Skunk School -- Learn Why Not To Keep Skunks As Pets
by El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny

Absinthia: The Pigdog Interview
by El Snatcher, Mr. Bad

Interviewing the SETIguy
by Siduri

Put the "Life" Back in SF "Nightlife"
by Flesh