GNUPG! You need to get some ENCRYPTION, BUB.




"Let's roll" was the last thing heard over a air-to-ground phone connection, said by one passenger to another, before the passengers attempted to retake the fourth hijacked aircraft on 9-11. Instead of gaining control of the aircraft and thwarting the hijackers, they succeeded in crashing the plane into the ground and killing everyone aboard, including themselves. A fitting motto if there ever was one.
-- Baron Earl (referring to George W. Bush's new national motto)


Life Before Unix

As many people are aware, the Earth existed before the World Wide Web. Oddly, the History of civilization extends far prior to the beginning of the Unix epoch on January first, 1970. How these strange primitive peoples existed without such vital tools as grep and awk, we may never know. But it behooves us to discover more about those strange ancestors of ours that lived before Unix.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-04-28 The One I Feel Sorry For Is Joses
2002-01-05 New World has Own, Strange Colloquialisms
2001-11-22 Look Out! Giant Cockroaches!
2001-08-04 Solar-powered Corpse Cooker
2001-07-27 What do Computers and Skateboards have in Common?
2000-06-24 Who built the Sphinx anyway?
2000-06-03 City Found Under Water

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is (usually) found and not created by Pigdog Journal staff. Read at your own risk.

2002-02-11 World's Oldest Ralph
Scientists say: "We believe this is the first time the existence of fossil vomit on a grand scale has been proven beyond reasonable doubt." -- Siduri
2001-04-15 Missing Novell Server Discovered After Four Years
Missing Novell Server Discovered After Four Years. -- Baron Earl
2001-02-02 OS X on Intel
-- Baron Earl
2001-01-09 Stonehenge is a BIG FAKE.
Stonehenge is a BIG FAKE! Hahaha! Lisp is OLDER than Stonehenge! This is just further evidence for my theory that the world didn't exist before 1950. History is a HOAX, people. Don't, don't don't don't, don't believe the hype! -- Mr. Bad
2000-10-08 The Last Days of Netcom
The Last Days of Netcom. -- Baron Earl
2000-07-28 How to tell if your ass is too small
How to tell if your ass is too small. -- Baron Earl



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by Mr. Bad

Skunk School -- Learn Why Not To Keep Skunks As Pets
by El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny

Escape to Spock Mountain!
by Baron Earl

Eavesdropping on Geeks: 'Star Trek: Discovery' vs 'The Orville'
by Thom 'Starky' Stark, Lenny Tuberose, 'Tricky' Rick Moen, Destino