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This is the column where you write in with the lurid details of your personal lives, and Siduri puts them on the Internet for everyone to snicker at. But also, she gives you a free, real-life Tarot reading, so there's that. Mail your pathetic questions to siduri@pigdog.org.

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Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-06-03

A Treatise Prepared for the Gallup Organization on the Symbolism of the Scarab
Well dahlings, the response to my new tarot column has been quite overwhelming. I got three whole pieces of mail requesting my arcane insight. One asked why blogs suck so much, and one was a completely incomprehensible tale of bears shitting random numbers in the woods — I am fairly certain it was a cryptographic allegory. Howsomever, only ONE of the inquiries was accompanied by a crisp ten-dollar bill, and so it's the Gallup Organization that will this week reap the benefit of my wicked pack of cards. -- Siduri

2002-03-14

The Oracular Pigdog
Alright kids, this is the column where you write in with the lurid details of your personal lives, and I put them on the Internet for everyone to snicker at. But also, I give you a free Tarot reading, so there's that. -- Siduri

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2003-06-03

War Profiteers Card Deck -- Baron Earl

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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Benevolent Order of Nebraskans for Erection Reversal: Keep It Limp for Life (B.O.N.E.R. K.I.L.L.)!

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