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I'm a lot taller than I look.
-- Juggler Vain
scary daemon processes
2000-02-22 04:58:13
The media can even demonize a daemon.
I'm trying to look at cnn.com to check the latest news so I can
read the latest deal with the FBI and those people who smurfed eTrade.
Usual bullshit involved.
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``The official said these tools, called daemons, can be planted on
hundreds of innocent third-party computers''
Fuck the media. I can't believe how these idiots manipulate words.
I remember when they first started using the word ``hacker'' to describe
a computer miscreant. These are the same dipshits that first coined
the term ``thug'' to mean some sort of bad guy. Now ``daemon.''
Any program that is ``planted'' is a Trojan Horse.
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