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But then again I wasn't dripping in blood. Well, not a lot.
-- Flesh
It Ain't Over Till Someone Gets Gooey
1999-10-11 10:37:16
Because the chances of having unprotected sex can mean killing yourself, it has become necessary to protect one's self from someone else's goo. And in a good demonstration of cause and effect, we now see different fetishes on the rise. At the top of the list are cream pies.
For the unfamiliar, a cream pie is a slang term used to describe ejaculating into someone's vagina or anus. If there was ever a porn fetish for the razor riders of the death wave, this is it.
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