Want a new look for your sagging fraulein? No problem! Buy
her the stick-on bra, the latest craze in Germany, the
country that gave you Col. Klink, Kraftwerk and the
Straight from "the hot beaches of Brazil" comes this one-piece wonder, a "bra"
that literally sticks to the breasts using the amazing power of suction, and
it's "set to drive men on beaches, in public baths and along German lakes
"The Tropical Bra" is selling like hotcakes in chilly Deutschland; one woman
reports she's selling 20 bras a day to horny businessmen and their curious
wives. The bra consists of two small pieces of soft tissue which feel like
paper, and the bra is held fast to the Teutonic breast by a "skin-friendly
adhesive" in the lining. According to news reports, "both patches are attached
onto the breasts and the beach fun can begin."
"One bra I even sold to a man!" said shopkeeper Anja Quint. One caveat: the
bra is only good for one use, as it is effectively destroyed upon removal.