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We should start a petition demanding that Donald Trump’s official portrait be painted by Ralph Steadman.
-- The Compulsive Splicer
Girls, Please Keep the Signs Dry
1999-06-04 13:43:31
I love America. If you can't find the fetish of your choice here, it doesn't exist. And to prove my point, this guy is getting half nakid, horny chicks to climb all over the company signs of some the biggest hitters in the world famous Silicon Valley -- home of the digital revolution.
So if you're sitting at your desk at say, Yahoo, and you just need to see some busty chick climbing all over the big sign in the parking lot, all you got to do is surf over to Juicy Mango's Tech Sign Girls. Sadly the site is one of those pay-to-view with only thumbnail portraits and a limited number of full shots available to non-paying guests. Still, it proves the capitalism is alive and well in this country.
Sun seems to have little sense of humor these days as they actually bothered to get their legal department to send a cease and desist order to poor old Juicy Mango. I'm thinking the chick probably got the sign all wet or something during the photo shoot.
It is also interesting that silicon seems to have two primary uses in California -- but more about that in another article.
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