BUGPORN is REAL GROSS!

     
 

Life Sucks
2001-02-12 23:15:58


Would You Like Fetish With That?
 
Once you accept the Bozo that is within yourself, you can accept the Bozo that is within us ALL. And they all had the best Christmas ever.
-- Tjames Madison

 

"Suck my tits if you want to live!" she cried. "Suck my nipples and drink from my big milky jugs!"

That's a rough translation of what Faustina Mercedes said to the other passengers lost on a small boat in the Atlantic ocean. In order to survive, 16 people from the Dominican Republic took turns sucking the breast milk from the rock-hard nipples of 31-year-old Faustina Mercedes -- now called "Little Angel of the Sea."

The 16 people managed to survive their 12 day ordeal. Faustina, though a bit sore and completely drained, is expected to make a full recovery.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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