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Hot Surgical Voyeurism
1998-11-16 16:51:00


Weird Science
 
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-- Juggler Vain

 

Wonderful! Do you need to get some of that blecherous fat vacuumed off your bloated cheese pile ass? Well, thanks to the Internet, now you may be able to get one of those fun cosmetic surgery operations absolutely free! ONLINE SURGERY is offering free liposuction, breast augmentation, nose jobs, and face lifts to "eligible candidates." You wont mind having the operation broadcast LIVE via Real Video will you? Heh heh heh... Take a peek at the SURGICAL ARCHIVES, where you can view hot, goopy liposucking action!! Sponsored by DuPont.

Schedule of events! I wonder what "Specialty Breast Augmentation" is... woo hoo.

**** SURGICAL PROCEDURES NOV. 11 '98 ****

VIEW SURGERY HERE NOW!!

- Liposuction: Archives Available

- Nose job (Rhinoplasty): Archives Available

- Breast Augmentation: Archives Available

NEXT LIVE SURGICAL PROCEDURES

* Nov. 24 '98: Specialty Breast Augmentation; 7:30 AM PST: Tummy Tuck Following Breast Procedure.

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