Well, I'm not usually one to toot our own horn, but I have
to crow about this: our coverage of the LinuxBierWanderung
beats all the FAT, LAZY BIG DINOSAURS by a mile! Can you
say, "scoop"? How about, "Ooh, that HURTS?"
I mean, ZDNet, W I R E D, and even German freak magazine Stern didn't get on
the bandwagon for days after Pigdog Journal had FULL COVERAGE of this crazy
scene. (For those who don't know, the LinuxBierWanderung is a sick German
Linux-themed drinking hike -- I _know_! "AUGH!")
All I can say is: hey, FAT BOYS! Ha ha ha! You need to get HUNGRY again. Lean
and cruel, with one ear to the ground at all times, like a Real Pigdog
Journalist. Try rubbing down with gasoline and doing 200 pushups and 200
pullups twice a day. Get ANGRY! Drink straight Everclear! Learn a little
something about JOURNALISM and maybe someday we'll let you be our COPY BOYS.