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Linux RIOT!!!!

by Fuckhead

1999-03-31 20:44:00

OK, it's been completely documented that all Linux users are BAD PEOPLE. But now there's (highly unreliable) reports that Linux users are RIOTING IN THE STREETS. Goddamn, who do they think they are, BUDDHIST MONKS or something?

Evil Linux fucks gone TOTALLY AWRY!!! Read the story and DECIDE FOR YOURSELF!!!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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