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I'm just going to lay down, drink a couple of shots of Canadian Whiskey and accept the fact that I'm this week's official Pigdog nuclear missile target.
-- Flesh
My Name is Mr. Bad, and I am a Roguelike Junky
1999-11-10 14:29:42
Man, I gotta say, I LOVE ROGUELIKE GAMES! They're ROCKIN like DOKKEN!
Roguelike games are computer games for really dorky people like me with long sad memories about hours wasted in front of "Moria" or "Hack." It's really sad, you know? But they're really goddamn fun.
You can find out more about roguelikes on this coolio Webloggity thingy, The Roguelike News. It turns out that there are HUNDREDS of these games out there, and they're all in active development by big roguelike freaks like myself.
Go check it out! Roguelike News! Yay!
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