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San Francisco Supremo
2002-08-16 00:18:06


Substance Recreation
 
Mommy, why does that bad man of the future have a Spock dildo up his butt?
-- Ben Franklin

 

The San Francisco City board of Supervisors voted to put a measure on the November ballot that would have city officials explore the idea of growing marijuana on city land and distributing it to ill patients.

Getting sick and tired of the federal government's interference of a really good buzz, the board voted to put the initiative on the ballot, to make sure that they have voter support before they go and take on the federal government.

Pot would probably be distributed by the health department, the same folks who will write you a ticket if you try to smoke a (tobacco) cigarette in a bar.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

paco@pigdog.org


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