So, here's my big conspiracy theory that I just made up: why
do so many baddy-bad things seem to keep happening on
April 20th? Hmm? Why? The Waco fire, the Oklahoma City bombing,
the little disturbance in Littleton -- what's the CONNECTION!?
I'll tell you what the connection is: the MAN is trying to keep
us DOWN. All those horrible things are just a big distraction by the PHEDS to
try and make people associate FIRE, MURDER, BLOOD and DESTRUCTION with the most
wonderful of pothead celebrations, FOUR-TWENTY DAY.
4/20 (just like 4:20, get it?) is this kind of fabulous spontaneous holiday that
serious pot smokers take real serious. It's not about self-righteous speeches
and medical mari-joo-wanna and all that kind of boring stuff. It's about going
to SAN FELIPE or PISMO BEACH with a bunch of other stoneheads in your VAN and
taking MONSTER BONG HITS until your hands and feet fall off because you're just
way too high. Now THAT is a holiday, my friends! No two ways about it!
OK, that conspiracy theory is pretty much not true. But it sounds good. Anyways,
who wants to get all SADDY-SAD and retrospective and shit on 4/20 when you could
go out and smoke some BIG GOBS of HASHISH with your friends instead!? What kind
of choice is that? No choice at all, I say! Go smoke! Go! Go!