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Key Lime Spocktail
2002-01-12 00:12:00


Spocktail of the Week
 
Did you know I did a google search the other day for 'alcoholic programmers' and nothing came back??? Who are they trying to kid?
-- Mr. Bad

 

Tastes like key lime pie, gets you hammered like nobody's business: Introducing the Key Lime Spocktail!

Key lime pie. It's sweet and sour and tangy and delicious.

But it won't get you hammered and stupid the way this Spocktail will.

Let's get right down to it:

You'll need a chilled martini glass, sweetened lime juice, a graham cracker, vanilla, ice and a bottle of Absolut vodka.

  • Crush the graham cracker.
  • Coat the rim of the glass with graham cracker crumbs like you were making a margarita and the crumbs were rock salt.

In a shaker combine:

  • Two drops of vanilla.
  • A shot of sweetened lime juice.
  • Two shots of vodka.
  • Ice.

Shake and strain it into the glass. Drink. Repeat again and again and again.

You could live on just this drink as long as you can hold your liquor.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

vagrant@pigdog.org


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