I know it would like suck and all for everybody else, but I am sorry, I would like to be responsible for crashing the universe. I can just see myself saying "Oooppss, I didn't mean to do that.... say you guys should have made this like idiot proof." -- Johnnie Royale
When you've been up all night sampling other Spocktails and guzzling absinthe, you need a
morning pick-me-up with some KICK. Time for a tall glass of Blurry Sharp Meltdown!
The Blurry Sharp Meltdown is part chemical, part liquid. Take a tall glass, squeeze in
two fresh grapefruit and three oranges. The juice must be FRESH. Bottled juice or (bleah!)
juice-from-frozen-concentrate will just make you puke after you've been up drinking all
night. Add two shots of vodka, Kettle 1 or Absolut will do nicely. Fill a second glass
with DARK, thick coffee, a tablespoon of brown sugar, and two tablespoons of half&half.
Get a small bottle of cool spring water.
Arrange on the counter two capsules of Metabolift (with Ma Huang) and a 100mg capsule of
5-HTP.
Put the 5-HTP on your tounge and wash down with half the juice. Take the two Metabolift
capsules and wash down with the rest of the juice. Chug the coffee. Chug the water.
You'll feel refreshed and ready for another day -- not hungover at all.
