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The Bashed Skull
1999-12-30 23:36:43


Spocktail of the Week
 
Mankind is basically a battlefield... a dark cellar in which a well-bred spinster lady and a sex crazed monkey are forever engaged in mortal combat, the struggle being refereed by a rather nervous bank clerk.
-- D. Bannister

 

Just in time for New Year's Eve, this week's Spocktail is aptly named the Bashed Skull, which describes how most Pigdogger's heads will feel on the morning of 1/1/2000...

Please remember that members of the Pigdog Staff are PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISTS with IRONCLAD LIVERS and NO SENSE FOR SELF-PRESERVATION WHATSOEVER. To make a Bashed Skull you'll need the following ingredients:

  • Vodka
  • Grapefruit Juice
  • Half a lime
  • Crank

Squeeze the lime into a glass, add two shots of vodka, and fill with grapefruit juice to taste. Snort the crank and shoot the contents of the glass down your throat. Repeat as necessary.

You will have no problems staying up all night and watching the sun rise over the burnt out remains of western civilization.

Happy New Years!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

sadist@pigdog.org


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