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1999-09-14 14:37:35

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You don't need to try and get on my bad side, you're already there.
-- Johnny Royale


Pop quiz: You're at a party, and some hottie comes on to you. And you are in the mood to the horizontal bop as they are. But they look rather young, so you ask them how old the are. As it turns out, they're under the age of 18. What do you do?

Answer: You log onto the age of consent web site, find the state you are in, and check to see what the law says about the age of sexual consent. And just so you know, Hawaii and New Mexico place at the top of the list with the youngest age of consent (14 &13) beating out Alabama (16).

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