It's true!! It's true!! The Germans are Bad People, almost
as rotten as the British! The proof is in the SCIENCE!
German "scientists" have discovered a way to genetically
attach glowing jellyfish goo to bug DNA, creating
FRANKENBUGS!! Bugs with GLOWING GREEN EYES!!
You're thinkin', "So what? That's not so bad, that's kinda cool!" But, no! Can
you imagine bugs in the night with eyes that glow green? Mutation beyond
mutation? Until that ONE day when that ONE mosquito with GLOWING GREEN EYES
sucks the blood of that ONE innocent mother to be? Then what?! I'll tell you
what!! ROSEMARY'S BABY!! That's what!