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Pigdog Journal Second Annual Christmas Essay Contest SECOND PRIZE WINNER
1999-12-26 14:00:16
Huzzah! A second prize winner in our fabuloso Pigdog Journal Second Annual Christmas Essay Contest! This one is from our VERY OWN Ms. Bunnypenny! Wee haw!
Check it! Ms. Bunnypenny PUSHES THE ENVELOPE on the Pigdog Journal Christmas Essay form, by using the magic of the GRAPHIC NOVEL to convey an important Christmas message to the nations of the world. It's also an homage to such great classics as Pokey the Penguin! Beaujolais! And a Mele Kalikimaka to you all!
A Very Squirrelly Christmas
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