Haw haw! Remember those wacky Iranian "students" who held all
those people hostage back when Jimmy Carter was President and
made all those people like Ted Koppel famous because he got to
come on the TV every night and look all worried and go "America
Held Hostage! Day 217!" and then he would talk about those bad
"students" and what are those "students" going to do and who
knows what those "students" want? Well ha ha ha, now those
"students" are mad at the Ayatollah!
It's crazy! People - REAL students, and just plain normal citizens who are sick
and tired of being governed by severely humorless religious zealots - are going
out in the streets in Tehran and throwing bricks at fancy official cars and
anyone who looks like a religious figure, only to have the state police respond
with machine gun fire directed randomly at the huge, unruly pro-reform crowds.
It's just like when the nasty Shah was in power, except different. Don't you
This thing in Iran has ALL the ingredients of a proper, shit-crazy
out-of-control riot, PLUS the "We were right, and you 'students' were always
just hired muscle with bad haircuts and unruly beards" factor that Americans
love so much.
So get out those musty old "Ayatollah Assaholia" t-shirts you've been keeping in
the attic, and wear 'em proudly to work tomorrow. Then after this is done, we
can get real mad about that Kadafy all over again!