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If It's Not Vaporware, It's Obsolete!

by Mr. Bad

1999-08-18 19:28:22

Wow! Acme Vaporware is my new favorite faceless destructive global corporation! Check out the crazy products they have up at the Acme Vaporware store! All this stuff, AVAILABLE REAL SOON NOW! I can't wait!

This is what American ingenuity is all about! Violating fundamental laws of physics in order to increase ROI! Stupendously boondogglish projects for the convenience of 0.001% of the population! Corporate platitudes and VIOLENT MECHANICAL IMAGERY!

I love these people! Thanks, Crack Monkey, for turning me on to the AVW scene! Righteous! But, hey, don't listen to me! I'm just babbling! Make like you're at the self-serve supermarket and...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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