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1999-07-20 17:09:52
Hey, so, these guys at pHreak don't really have a lot of space or bandwidth or what have you, but they are on the lookout for BAD CRAZY web sites to host. For FREE! So, fuck, how can you go wrong?
Like, Yahoo! Geocities (blech) and Tripod and AOL and etc. have just recently got real real burned for claiming that everything on their sites was THEIRS THEIRS THEIRS. At the same time, they won't let you put up crazy-ass shit like porno or subversive politics or anything EVIL at all. So WHAT'S the POINT?
Meanwhile, little pHreak is doing the same kinda thing, except they want Bad People of the Future to put evil sites there! Huzzah! Make mine a double!
The best part is that they're in ENGLAND, so they have NO MORALS to speak of. I mean, the English are as bad as the DUTCH most of the time.
I love people who go looking for trouble! These pHreak people deserve whatever they get! So if you have a bad idea and you're scared that your ISP or some Federal agency is going to come down hard on you with a warturd from the sky, well, go put that bad idea on pHreak! They don't care! So do it now!
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