Build Date: Sat Dec 20 04:30:05 2025 UTC
I'M AT THE POINT OF SLAUGHTERING A FEW LOCAL TELCO PEOPLE, LIKE THE SOFTBELLIED SLOBBERING CLUELESS PIGS THAT THEY ARE.
-- Head Freezin' Gene
Brad, The Game
1999-01-21 00:00:00
Let's do an exercise: imagine that you are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. Now, imagine that you are also fucking your sister. Welcome to Brad, the Game.
This has got to be the freakinest text-adventure HTML game I've seen in a long long long time. Mix up all the interactive foolish crazyiness of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure (TM) with the horrible degeneracy of "Slacker" and you've got Brad the Game. It's worth the read, and it's a lot of fun. I especially dig the Mark Hamill quote on the opening page.
So, check it out, eh?
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