OmniGroup president and founder Wil Shipley reports he is able to
longer without relieving himself. "Today, when I went to pick up
Karawynn, I didn't stop in the men's room or even think about
Shipley reports in an on-line essay.
News-starved Shipley fans savored the 376-word journal entry in
Shipley examines the unexpectedly positive ramifications of this
development. "This was one of the things that kept me from
Doctors had attributed Shipley's problem to a compulsive
Shipley reports he found a solution in his new -- and
-- Zoloft prescription. "God damn it why didn't I do this a long
In a six-paragraph analysis, Shipley also reports that he likes
himself. "Don't get me wrong: I still liked us better than me,"
cautions fans. But the new insight leaves him optimistic.
"Someone is going to snatch me up," the compulsive Zoloft patient