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I thought you were registered under the USDA "Soil Bank" program. Like, by law, you have to let the job fields lay fallow.
-- Mr. Bad
More Madness from Kevin Kelm
1998-12-03 00:29:00
Kevin Kelm, self-described "Dark Prince of HTML", has given the world a somewhat disturbing look into his twisted world. His Web portfolio ranges from bedtime stories featuring titles such as "Curious George & The High Tension Wire", to an online journey into the mysterious Paris Burial Catacombs that stretch for miles under the city, to a lose-lose game called "Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't".
But what you may not realize is that Kevin is also a terribly talented video artist, who has given the world such classics as "The Zit" and "Cat Poop". Now he's produced yet another video work that is sure to get him flung into the spotlight (or convince even more people that he either has too much free time or wants a lawsuit). This time around, Kevin takes us to the farm for a romping good time in "Hit the Hay", featuring music by Red Nex. So gather up the family, sit the young ones down in front, and get ready for a fun time for all.
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