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Ins and Outs for the Year 2001
2000-12-31 19:40:03


Mr. Bad's List
 
I know what a cat thinks. A cat thinks, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Shut up and open that can of food." And, "Everything is mine."
-- Miss Conduct

 

Whew! I bet you were worried Mr. Bad wasn't going to give you guidance for WHAT'S HOT and WHAT'S SNOT in the year 2001, weren't you! Hahaha! Oh ye of little faith! Mr. Bad will never, ever let you down. Trust in Mr. Bad to give you lists of futurist predictions and shit! Because that is what Mr. Bad does. He makes lists. That is his job.

OutIn
BoethiusFoucault
Fun Saver disposable camerasferrets
Mork and Mindy lunchboxesMork and Mindy sleeping bags
MP3 radio stationsBoontling
Personal Digital AssistantsGigantic refridgerator-sized spaceship-running killer AI bots
Po BronsonLawrence Durrell
MentosThe Devil Dolls
R. U. Siriusedible underwear
American SpiritsNatural Blend
dot-comsshit disturbers
juggs and hootersbig luscious black butts
DraconiansYeeks
cyberpornracy sidewalk chalk drawings
distributed denial of service (DDOS)distributed denial of freedom (DDOF)
The WebFreenet
biscuits and gravybed-time stories
Captain and TeneilleJust the Captain (No Teneille)
MDMAMDA
slashdot.orgkuro5hin
Ibizaquilting
Drum and bassswing dancing
SisqoRoosevelt Franklin
keffiyarazor wire
Raquel DarrianDevon
having babiescloning
Jimmy CarterSubcomadante Marcos
"Pirates of Penzance""The Mikado"
data havensmonoliths
hands-free cell phonesOK, I can't keep a straight face about the swing dancing one. Swing dancing is NOT coming back in. EVER. Sorry to mislead you, but it seemed funny at the time.
benzinethe right-hand rule
XMLEsperanto
JSPLAML
sarcasmharm reduction
corndogsvitamin E lotion
.bizAnarchyNIC
Alan GreenspanAbby Hoffman
The 70sbetel nut
"Barely Legal""Virgins"
home friesfruit cup
NewspapersMessenger pigeons
new restaurantsOriginal Joe's
sorghumquinoa
scootersslutty Republican chicks
weapons of WesternesseChaotic weapons
peer-to-peerunderground
Zen buddhismasian thumbs

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

paco@pigdog.org


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