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Monkey Spanks Investors

by Sean Kennedy

1999-07-09 18:43:39

I've often felt that any idiot can make money on net stocks these days. As it turns out, most lower primates can do so as well.

Witness if you will, the market savvy of Raven, a six-year-old monkey. Hell, enter the contest and pit your wits against the dart-throwing stock- picking banana-chomping beastie. You have to wonder if they realize the potential misinterpretation of the contest slogan "so you think you can beat my monkey?" It also has links to monkey books and videos (but no mandrills).

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