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Hunter on the New Porsche Carrera 4

by El Snatcher

1999-11-16 15:01:17

Tired of wimpy Japanese sports cars? Then stop buying them for crissakes!!! Buy your next sports car from the evil Germans! Porsche is the only car company confident enough to have Hunter test drive its best car. And what a car it is... full bore, flashy, and able to leap tall Colorodo mountains without even breathing hard.

Who isn't sick of these fake sports cars? The Miata is not a sports car, it's a go-cart!! Honda Prelude? Prelude to what?? A real sports car? Har nar HARRR!! And the biggest telltale sign: these companies are too scared to let Hunter test drive their cars.

Do you think Toyota has enough confidence to have Hunter test drive any of it sports cars? The answer is a flat no.

Porsche 911 Carrera 4, my friend.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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