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The Stuff I Am Bringing to Burning Man '99

by Tjames Madison

1999-08-22 00:12:05

First time out it's a list; so what? Just read the thing.

I've been busy overpreparing for Burning Man. Here's all the dumb crap I have accumulated so far that goes into the big dumb "Smuggler" pullman suitcase that then goes into the big dumb Frontier Airlines plane next week:

  • (1) Labcoat, white, Spock Mountain Research Labs logo, nametag: "Tjames".
  • (1) Labcoat, white, no logo.
  • (4) T-shirts bought at Target off the clearance rack (good stuff! no logos!).
  • (3) Pairs of various short pants.  I say "short pants" because it's funny and I like it.
  • (1) Pair chinos.  See above for why I say "chinos".
  • (4) Pair plaid boxer shorts! Yay!
  • (5) Pairs of socks.
  • (1) Barn coat type of deal in case it ever gets cold.
  • (1) Pair Utility (Target!) brand pseudo-steeltoe boots.  These cost me $8.
  • (1) Pair white deck shoes.
  • (1) Pair Utility brand rubber sandals.
  • (1) Pair pajama shoes for the leisure stylee.
  • (1) Pair yeller tinted sunglasses.
  • (1) Pair clip-on dark sunglasses that go over my reg'lar glasses so's I can see.
  • (1) Pair safety goggles.
  • (1) Fisherman's hat.
  • (1) Dome tent, it's about 7' wide.
  • (1) Rain poncho.
  • (1) Utility flashlight.
  • (16) AA batteries.
  • (8) C batteries.
  • (1) Portable CD player.
  • (12) Various music CDs.
  • (1) Tape to give to Mr. Bad of Fallmusic.
  • (1) "Little Snatcher" Action Figure!
  • (1) Meerschaum (corncob) pipe.
  • (1) Pouch of cheap tobacco for pipe.
  • (1) Personal fan, Holmes Air brand.
  • (10) Disposable vinyl gloves, white, surgical type.
  • (1) 6' x 8' faux fishin' net.
  • (1) Campin' coffee mug.
  • (1) Desert canteen.
  • (2) Tubes of lip balm with sunblock in them.
  • (1) Star Track Personal Communicator.
  • (2) Sets personal battery powered Xmas lights.
  • (2) Battery powered candles.
  • (1) Millenium Laser Light Show Yo-Yo.
  • (2) Cartons Natural American Spirit Cigarettes.
  • (1) Empty candy tin for where to put the ashes of those things.
  • (1) Bottle of Ibuprofen.
  • (1) Bottle of Metabolift.
  • (1) Bottle of trucker speed.
  • (1) Bottle of Super B Complex vitamins to fight hangovers.
  • (1) Zippo lighter.
  • (4) Rolls of Kodak Gold 200 film.
  • (1) Camera.
  • (2) Tubes of Tom's Toothpaste, trial size.
  • (1) Trial-size bottle of Aussie Mega Shampoo.
  • (1) Battery-powered shaver.
  • (1) Super Jesus Power Crucifix Penknife.
  • (1) Coleman Camping Tool/Fake Leatherman
  • (1) Apron for Snatcher to wear while cookin' up eats.


Well, I'm probably forgetting some stuff.  But this is what I've got so far.
 
 

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