... when the space-aliens find our crap in space, and see that it's full
of Forth, they won't be messing with us... 'cause they'll recognise a
bad-ass os when they see one. -- Juggler Vain
You've just installed a DVD burner and you think you're
cutting edge? You think a 17GB disc is a lot of room? HA!
FMD-ROMs are on the horizon, cramming 140GB onto a disc the
size of a CD-ROM.
140GB is enough storage for 20 hours of porno movies!
Or 300,000 scat GIFs!
You could store more than half a million USENET messages telling you how to
Make Money Fast!
This disk is so big, you could fit EVERY SINGLE VERSION OF THE NEIMAN MARCUS /
MRS. FIELDS COOKIE RECIPE CURRENTLY ON THE INTERNET PLUS each and
EVERY version of the introductory story about how the author got ripped off,
AND you could include a copy for every rip-off amount from $2.50 all
the way up through $2,501.52!
What are you waiting for? Get yours while supplies last!
... and if you want to get rid of that useless old DVD-burner, you can always
mail it to Baron Earl, c/o Pigdog, and I'll be sure to find it a good home.
