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Real happiness, in politics, is a wide-open hammer shot on some poor bastard who knows he's been trapped, but can't flee.
-- HST
The Bacon Rocket
2011-03-17 13:08:14
These blokes attempt to answer the age old question... can you make a rocket out of bacon?
And honestly, isn't that what science is all about?
I'm not going to spoil the ending, so go on, find out if you can make a rocket out of bacon.
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