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Here's to incest, gas drinkin' and firearms!
1999-08-16 23:16:03


Cyberbillies
 
I take my hillbilly hat off to you.
-- Ratsnatcher

 

One of the bloodiest chapters in the history of the United States is the feud between the Hatfields and McCoys. Innocent lives on both sides were needlessly lost, in what turned out to be mostly due to a greedy lawyer with an eye for real estate. But when you find yourself being pelted with lemons, you should try to make some lemonade, which is what the people of Pikeville, KY did. On the very grounds where this infamous chapter of was written, they now hold Hillbilly Days!

Now you to can raise a mason jar of pure corn squeazins to blood feuds, black lung, inbreeding, poor oral hygiene, and many other horrifying stereotypes.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

radon@pigdog.org


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