Picture this, you're a ninja practicing your craft at Devil's
Hopyard State Park. It's dark, your fellow ninjas are into whatever zen
poetry hack and slash routine ninjas go through. Suddenly, you see a big
flamin' demon sitting on a fence post calling your name.
So you're scared, right? You get your ninja friends to drive you to your
pastor's house for some late night confession/blessing. And what happens?
Rather than expel your demons, your pastor calls the cops and you get
busted for carrying a 4 foot samurai sword. To top it off, you collapse in
a diabetic heap. The trials of the ninja just keep on comin'...