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Army Bewitched
1999-06-12 20:23:22


Crazy But True
 
Canadia should be dissolved and given to the Tongans.
-- Master Squid

 

Say you're a practicing witch and you want a career with the military... you're screwed right? Wrongo... maybe in your father's army, but not in today's Army. That's right, in the U. S. Army of today you can not only travel the world meeting strange new people and then kill them - but you can do it as a witch or a warlock.

Not to say that mixing witchcraft with killing has gone over all that well in all circles. Naturally, the Christians think that killing is God's work and should only be done by God's people. Seems as far a Christians are concerned, the First Amendment only applies to well... Christians.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

dunsmuir@pigdog.org


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