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2000-01-31 12:27:24


Crazy But True
 
It's not an adult feature unless, at the end, someone's gooey. Arcing ropes of jism hitting chins-- that is an adult feature.
-- Bill Hicks

 

What could be better than a porn-quality Russian Mail-order bride? A porn-quality Russian Mail-order bride with no limbs!

The world keeps getting stranger, as more of the weird turn pro, and have the money to purchase whatever they want. Case in point: If you desire a Russian woman who has had one or more limbs cast into the mouth of oblivion, there is a web site designed and devoted to fulfilling your fantasy!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

uzerboozer@pigdog.org


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