Wow! You know some people think that places like Scotland
are really conservative and backwards, but boy are they
wrong! I mean, in the US its a big deal to even TALK about
being gay in schools, let alone gay sex practices. But not
in Scotland, no, they're gonna have GAY SEX lessons! Where
kids can learn all the basic gay sex acts like fisting and
rimming! Man that's gonna be a messy final exam!
OK, so some people seem to be against it, and they actually have a lot of
friends that are also against it, but it's pretty cool that the idea even got
this far. They don't even teach sheep fucking in Scottish schools and that's
like the fucking national sport. No wait, the national sport is "caber
tossing," but I think that's just a front...