We're not like the others.  We really hate you.

     
 

Smoke Because We Love You!
1999-09-25 19:45:46


Consumers in Action
 
I didn't eat any shit. I slung it back at ya like an angry mandrill.
-- h.r. taffs

 

Brown & Williamson, a tobacco company, has come up with a simply amazing advertising ploy.

Brown & Williamson is the company that manufactures Pall Mall, KOOL, and Luck Strike cigarettes, to name just a few of their brands. They've set up this customer service line, see? It's 1-800-578-7453. Just call it and hear the message. It's a FREE call. What've you got to lose?

(No, we're not making money on this. It's just FUNNY.)

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

mustard@pigdog.org


comments powered by Disqus
 
     

 

C L A S S I C   P I G D O G

Escape to Spock Mountain!
by Baron Earl

Vacationing from Somnambulant Narrow Realities
by Negative Nancy

Solex vs. the Pigdog
by The Compulsive Splicer

Sex Crimes of the X-Men
by El Destino

05-17

Master Squid

Man killed by crossbow in Germany led 'medieval cult'

05-17

El Destino

Crazy bitcoin-trading "seasteader" forced to run by the Thai government

03-30

Flesh

Alex Jones Admits To Being Psychotic.

03-30

Flesh

Alex Jones Throws Temper Tantrum After Being Laughed At.

03-30

Flesh

So what's the time? It's time to get ill! Alex Jones Smokes Some Kind. Gets Really Paranoid

03-23

El Destino

The Las Vegas Strip now has robot bartenders

03-06

Poindexter Fortran

University of California special collections: now with more Hunter S. Thompson

02-15

Baron Earl

Amazing hand-stitched scenes from DUNE

01-17

Baron Earl

Contributions to Top Dark Money Spenders

01-11

Baron Earl

CES claims dildo is not a robot

More Quickies...