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Mississippi should teach their high school kids not to get in cars piloted by huge, sweaty, satan-worshipping freaks on mescaline.
-- Ratsnatcher
Please Enjoy Japanese Life With Soft-Drinks!
1999-07-12 22:48:58
Here is having a list of soft-drinking machines around in Tokyo. Having map of machine plus showing information on what to drink from machine, most complete anywhere information.
"There is a list that yet to be confirmed information," so having it? If so send
Now making poem of delight of soft-drink machine in Japan:
It's cold... It's getting winter before I know it. Huh? You feel so, too? What? You feel it's cold in your pocket?
"DRINK ME!" helps you. Don't say, "It's only 10 yen." It's not a problem of an amount of money. Appreciate a feeling to profit a little. Hot coffee warms your icy body... When the price is low, it warms your heart, too. Yeah, this is "DRINK ME!"
So going to web page listing of soft-drinking machines, go to find out information you need, remember: "We are proud that there are many vending machines of soft-drinks along the street, because it's a barometer of public peace."
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