It's ADVERTISING! Using JAVUR! How cool is that!?! They even
call it JAVERTISING, which I have to say is the coolio name
of the century.
OK, I'll admit it -- I'm not a big fan of advertising. Actually, I pretty much
hate it. BUT, and here's the big but, BUT, I love to call "Java" "Javur"! It's
great! It makes it sound like the world's greates hillbilly program language.
"Fix me up some of that thar JAVUR and I'll build this chicken coop with XML."
"I hooked up some server-side JAVUR to the still DATURBASE and I think it
improved the flavor of the HyperWhiskey a mite."
I love Javur! No other programming languages, except I guess Modulur-2 or maybe
Adur, have the same great -UR ending. So when I found out about JAVERTISING, I
knew it was gonna be great. JAVER! Right there in the name. Even though it ended
with gross "tising". But what can you do, right?
Actually, this Javertising site isn't all that bad. All I can tell is that they
do weird client-side XML stuff, which, like, whatever. I don't know what the
fuck that has to do with JAVERTISING, but nobody ever called me a Web
entrepreneur, so maybe there's just an enzyme I'm missing that would make this
all make sense.